Pulse

  • One of my friends is dating the girl who fucked Mini-Me in that sex tape. He made me promise not to tell anyone who he is, but HOLY FU
  • They call it the boob tube, but there's not really a TON of boobs on tv. Computers should be called boob tubes.
  • I need... a lot of things. It's what I want thats the problem.
  • Like she'd fuck me though. In my dreams!
  • I could post this on FB but she might actually see it then. Monica Martinez, you're a bitch but i'll fuck you, you damn sexy bitch.
  • I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE SO FUCKING MUCH SOMETIMES I FUCKING WISH I WAS IN A FUCKING COMA GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
  • Be careful what you wish for, I fuckin guess.
  • So I may, ,seriously, no joke, have Swine Flu. My ma's a nurse and she says all of my sudden symptoms fit. Jesus christ.
  • If I relax my eyes everything starts to bend and wobble all psychadelic like. I can't decide If i like it or not.
  • Haven't been this worried in a long damn time. I don't know what to do.

About Pulse

  • Pulse is a carefree mini-blog where you can quickly say what you're doing, how you're feeling or whatever's on your mind.

    And because each entry is so short, you and your friends can send and receive pulses from a mobile phone!