About Me

  • About Me: 30% Glycol propelene, 9% potassium benzoate, 40% distilled water, 10% C.H.U.D, 10% Non Flammable Natural Propellent, 1% ethanol weight by volume

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Sushi man. I'd eat a live salmon if given the chance.
  • Favorite Dishes: Milk steak served over hard.
  • Favorite Desserts: Chunky Monkey.
  • Favorite Drinks: Dr. Pepper is liquid god.
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Hob Nobs.
  • Best meal ever: Thanksgiving. Turkey and shit is great.
  • Foods I hate: Indian food. Yogurt and salt WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

More About Me

  • Nicknames: No. Never.
  • Nationality: Don't you mean race? Russican.
  • Religion: Athiesm isn't a religion.
  • Heroes: Superman, Mr. Rogers, Ash Williams and Captain America. You know, the icons.
  • Interests: Movies, TV, Comics, Games and anything shiny with lots of buttons. Also, ghouls.
  • Expertise: Braining alligators with mussel rakes.
  • Occupation: None currently.
  • Industry: Hows that?
  • Website: www.somethingawful.com

Books

  • Favorite Books: The Zombie Survival Guide, Invisible Monsters, Neuromancer, Holes, and lots and lots of comics.
  • Favorite Authors: Warren Ellis, Geoff Johns, Garth Ennis, Gilbert Hernandez, The Luna Bros, Hunter S. Thompson, Greg Pak, Daniel Knauf, Ray Bradbury, Grant Morrison, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Bruce Campbell, Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft, Philip K Dick, Neal Stephenson, Alan Moore, Garth Ennis, and Brett Easton Ellis.
  • Favorite Genres: Sci fi and horror mostly.
  • Favorite Characters: Willy Wonka, Green Lantern, The Sentry, Jeph Loeb.
  • Favorite Quotes: "For me that first minute after an orgasm is almost as good as the orgasm itself. There's no physical pleasure left, of course, it's just a very liberating feeling; imagine being a child on his way home from the last day of school before summer vacation, or waking up on Christmas morning to see all the happy gifts underneath the tree. It's total freedom from the whims and desires of your penis, where sex and women are things no longer affecting your mind and so far away, in fact, that you start to wonder why you even cared to begin with. Then you come crashing back to yourself again, and want a nap mostly. I wonder if eunuchs feel that way all the time."- A wise man from SA
  • Recent Reads: The Road, By Cormac McCarthy

Movies

  • Favorite Movies: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, and Once Upon A Time In The West. Equally tied.
  • Favorite Actors: Don Cheadle, Ryan Reynolds, Bruce Campbell, Chris Walken, Dennis Hopper, Bill Mosely Sid Haig, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Tom Baker, Christian Bale, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Ardal O' Hanlon.
  • Favorite Directors: George Lucas, David Fincher, David Lynch, Kevin Smith, Stanley Kubrick, Clive Barker, Christopher Nolan, John Landis, John Carpenter, Takashi Miike, Eli Roth, Alexander Aja, Rob Zombie, Steve Bendelack, Bob Odenkirk, and Wes Craven.
  • Favorite Genre: Horror & Sci-fi baby.
  • Favorite Soundtracks: Clerks has the best soundtrack ever made.
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: "Thats the fuckin' way she goes"- Ray, Trailer Park Boys.
  • Movies I can watch over and over: Clerks, Star Wars trilogy, anything Edgar Wright has done.
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: Don Cheadle.

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Lou Reed, Tom Waits, Probot, Flower Travellin' Band, Black Keys, Beirut, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Nina Simone, Metric System of A Down, White Stripes and not much else.
  • Favorite Albums: Loaded by The Velvet Underground
  • Favorite Genre: Rock I guess
  • Favorite Songs: Broken Strings By The Flower Travellin' Band.
  • Favorite Lyrics: "Rape me and my friends"- Nirvana
  • Songs for Roadtrips: Anything by Probot. Metal makes you drive faster.
  • Songs I hate: Pretty much all hip hop nowadays.
  • Guilty Pleasure: Metric
  • Songs I repeat the most: Heroin by Velvet Underground
  • Band I wish I was in: The Velvet Underground.

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Mostly action or strategy.
  • Consoles: Xbox/360, DS lite, PS3, Wii.
  • Favorite Characters: For some reason I really like Mario. Must be the brainwashing.
  • Gaming Alias: Cheesebadger. It's my gamertag too!
  • Servers I Play On: Xbox Live, PSN, Wii online?
  • Favorite Classic Arcade Games: Pac Man and Dig Dug.
  • Most Addictive: Mass Effect.
  • Proudest Achievements: Killing all the Metal Gear Rays in MGS2 on hard mode.
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Game music? Bah humbug!
  • Clans: Used to be in one, can't remember the name after getting booted for falling asleep during a match.

Television

  • Favorite Shows: John From Cincinnati, Doctor Who, Nip Tuck, Deadwood, Dead Like Me, Penn & Tellers Bullshit, Trailer Park Boys, House MD, Veronica Mars, The Office (British and US), Firefly, Spaced, Father Ted, Mythbusters, Lost, Tales from the crypt, Arrested Development, MST3K, Jericho, My Name is Earl, 30 Rock, Heroes, Dirty Jobs, Whitest Kids U know, Carnivale,Mr. Show,Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Strangers with Candy, Futurama, American Dad, The Simpsons ( when it was good), Family Guy ( When it was good), and of course Smallville. Fuck and thats just the shows that I watch.
  • Favorite Channels: HBO, Showtime, Sci Fi channel and Discovery channel. Sharks man. Sharks.
  • Favorite Reruns: zuh?
  • Most Addictive Show: Jericho. Hands down.
  • Favorite Late Night Talk Show: Conan.
  • Favorite Episode: Mitchell, MST3K.
  • Characters you relate to: Sean Macnamara, Liz Lemon, Butchie Yost.
  • Favorite Theme Song: We used to be friends, Veronica Mars.
  • Show I Secretly Watch: American Idol.
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: Firefly, John From Cincinnati, and Veronica Mars.

Travel

  • Places I love: My House.
  • Places I've been: My House. Blockbuster. Best Buy. San Francisco unfortunately. Yosemite once, and various lakes with my dad.
  • Places to see before I die: Maybe England or something.
  • Dream Vacation: If only Westworld was real...

Style

  • Where I shop: Best Buy. Nothing else matters.
  • Brands I love: Apple Computers bitch!
  • I like to wear: Clothes usually.
  • Can't live without: High Definition. Regular tv is like shovelling dirt into my eyes now.
  • Prized Possessions: My Lament Configuration, my TARDIS, and my xboxes of course.
  • Guilty Pleasure: My still expanding Star Wars toy collection.

Contact Info

  • AIM: God Eats Bagels